37 of the most brutal Trump burns tweeted by Stephen King in 2018

Stephen King's timeline was full to the brim with Trump shutdowns in 2018.
Stephen King’s timeline was full to the brim with Trump shutdowns in 2018.

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By Sam Haysom

He may be a best-selling author, but the majority of Stephen King’s tweets aren’t about books. They’re about politics.

Trump, more specifically. Although the horror master does tweet about a whole range of things — everything from truly terrifying photos of his dog Molly to his idea for a new type of car — the current President is the most frequently recurring topic on King’s timeline.

He has been for a while now, in fact, and 2018 was absolutely no exception. From the politically analytical to the no-holds-barred blunt, here are some of Stephen King’s most brutal Trump Twitter burns of the past year…


When Blabbermouth Don talks about who has the bigger nuclear button, I think we all know what he’s talking about. It’s your basic dick-measuring contest. Sad!

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) January 3, 2018


Legislators, you need to impeach Blabbermouth Don or force him to resign before he kills us all. He is no longer competent to serve as Chief Executive, if he ever was.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) January 3, 2018


Anyone who has to call himself a genius…isn’t.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) January 6, 2018


Trump supporters: how much more of this vile poison do you have to swallow before you finally vomit up this racist excuse for a world leader?

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) January 12, 2018


History will extract a very high price for those Republicans who are now enabling a racist, narcissistic, lazy, and incompetent Commander-in-Chief.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) January 16, 2018


The Doomsday Clock now stands at two minutes to midnight. Thanks, Trump.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) January 25, 2018


Set aside for a moment that Trump is a narcissistic, bad-tempered, lazy, and unprepared president, and consider this: the State of the Union is about to be given by a sexual predator who lost the popular vote by almost 3 million votes.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) January 29, 2018


Folks willing to give Trump a pass because their 401ks are swelling remind me of Italians willing to give Mussolini a pass because he made the trains run on time.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) January 29, 2018


Having Trump as president is like tapping the drunkest guy at the party to be the designated driver.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) March 5, 2018


Everything about Trump and his administration is ugly, mean-spirited, small-minded, skeevy, and just plain wrong.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) March 17, 2018


Trump Entertainment presents: HONEY, I SHRANK THE STOCK MARKET.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) March 22, 2018


What fascinates me—mesmerizes me—isn’t so much Trump himself as the American government he’s crafted: a major world power with no policy, no consistency, and no idea what it’s doing.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) April 2, 2018


The current White House staff is bad tempered, arrogant, insensitive, and largely incompetent. What does that say about the boss?

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) May 11, 2018


Trumpie, you’re a dope.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) May 14, 2018


Not to be snarky, but Melania can probably use a week’s rest from Blabbermouth Don. Sounds heavenly to me.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) May 14, 2018


I would rather eat a raw weasel.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) May 24, 2018


Trump is totally incompetent. Incapable. Lost. He needs to be impeached before he can damage the republic more than he already has.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) May 26, 2018



Blabbermouth Don has not unblocked me. Yet somehow I soldier on, though my film of tears occasionally causes me to stagger.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) June 7, 2018


Dear Group of 7: I am sorry you had to put up with Blabbermouth Don. And embarrassed. Please don’t judge us too harshly. Remember that he lost the popular vote by 3 million. Most of us want nothing to do with that asshat.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) June 10, 2018


I think even Blabbermouth Don’s most fervent supporters would (if only in their hearts) agree that, boasting aside, the guy is just kinda stupid.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) June 21, 2018


The Russians must love Blabbermouth Don. Largely thanks to his incendiary politics of polarization, America has not been so divided against itself since the Great Depression. He is no patriot.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) June 24, 2018


Republicans who remain silent in the face of Donald Trump’s ugly, divisive tactics and attacks, take note of what another Republican said 150 years ago: “To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men.” Abraham Lincoln

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) June 30, 2018


Just a warning to my British friends: An American dipshit is coming to visit you. Please remember most of us didn’t vote for him; he lost by 3 million votes. His presidency is a statistical anomaly.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) July 8, 2018


George Orwell on Trump and Putin, in 1945: “The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) July 19, 2018


I think it would be nice if all the news media got together and refused to report or discuss Blabbermouth Don’s tweets for just one week. Take away the publicity hound’s oxygen. Think of the relief. Think of the QUIET.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) August 2, 2018


If Donald Trump had nothing to hide, he’d talk to Mueller, no holds barred. He said he’d do just that, and that turned out to be just one more lie.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) August 10, 2018


Space Force: I keep thinking of one of those old Saturday morning shows with puppets n shit. Retweet ONLY if you think this is possibly the dumbest idea out of Trump’s admittedly dumb head so far.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) August 11, 2018


Abraham Lincoln wrote the Gettysburg Address. Donld Trump writes tweets.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) August 18, 2018


There’s something weirdly childish about Trump’s tweets—rallies, too. He’s like a little kid, fists clenched, eyes screwed shut, jumping up and down and screaming “I HATE YOU, MUMMY! I HATE YOU, DADDY! I HATE YOU BOTH!”

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) August 20, 2018



Make America Great Again by cheating on your taxes when the rest of us our paying ours? You fucking hypocrite.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) October 2, 2018


Trump and his gang are beauties, aren’t they? Just when you think they can’t get lower than whale shit…they do!

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) October 3, 2018


Trump’s in Pennsylvania playing to the crowd while Florida gets its ass kicked. It’s like Bush overflying New Orleans after Katrina and calling it good. What a loser.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) October 11, 2018


Trump’s inflammatory rhetoric is inciting violent behavior, and he is too cowardly to admit it. If you check his service record…oh wait, Blabbermouth Don chickenshitted his way out of that, too.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) October 26, 2018


Donald Trump’s campaign message in two words: Be afraid.

My campaign message in two words: Be brave.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) October 23, 2018


The ads say President Trump is delivering results. He’s also delivering hate speech, a pack of lies, and a national debt that’s going to crush our grandchildren.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) November 3, 2018

We wouldn’t be at all surprised if there were more where these came from in 2019…

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